Just cause Lino's on vacation doesn't mean we can't have some CG fun. In some ways this is Linoesque because a certain segment of the audience will not understand. They will mock and laugh. But I offer the below photo to humble myself and keep the Linofans find joy through this drought of Cathtainment. The photo was taken of me in the late 80's. I realize it in noways compares to the awesome retro photo Detroit Mike used on his MySpace. (I also realize this the Detroit Mike reference will get lost on some. Again, Linoesque. BTW, don't try to find Detroit Mike on MySpace. He was evicted from MySpace for hurtful comments made to big nosed, Italian, Catholic, Vikings Fans). However, I am request other fans email me, scrappingerman@yahoo.com, similar photos of their mullets that I can post. Ladies please send your Big Hair photos. We might or might not have a prize to send out. It all depends upon the number of entrants. Two would only merit particpation ribbons. So as not to further demoralize the person who takes second.

As I look at this photo, I am aware I should have got a slap for several reasons. The mullet itself, perming the mullet, cutting lines in my hair and obviously feeling I looked cool enough to have someone photograph me. Thankfully, I don't have a thin mustache.