Looks like this week will be a new era in The Catholic Guy show. The new producer, named Ryan (I can't remember the last name), starts this week, and I'm interested to find out if he gets the brunt of Lino's joking, or if he's freakin buff like Lou and could hurt Lino at the drop of a Rosary. (For the record, Lou is the reason that Waldo is hiding).
Since I'm bored at work (yes, I'm at work at 11:13 p.m. central on a Sunday night), I thought I'd share these. While the world may know about Chuck Norris facts, Lou is equal to Chuck in every way, and the facts also apply to Lou Ruggieri.
• Lou Ruggieri does not own a stove or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold.
• There is no such thing as global warming. Lou Ruggieri was cold and turned the sun up.
• Lou Ruggieri can slam a revolving door.
• A picture is worth a thousand words. A Lou Ruggieri is worth a billion dollars.
• Lou Ruggieri doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Lou Ruggieri throws down!
• Lou Ruggieri can touch M.C. Hammer
• There are no steroids in baseball, just a list of players that Lou Ruggieri has breathed on.
• Lou Ruggieri does not read books. He stares them down until they give him the information he wants.
• And when Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into The Incredible Hulk. When The Incredible Hulk gets mad, he turns into Lou Ruggieri.
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Do you think Vegas would give odds on a Chuck vs Lou event? Or would Lino just have to take out his poll?
It is David Banner that turns into The Hulk! Unless you simply missspelled David to look like Bruce.
Giggy Miles, we are both correct. In the television show, they gave him the name Dr. David Bruce Banner. But in the comic book, he is known as Bruce Banner.
Why they changed that one detail, I have no clue!
I think a Lou vs. Chuck event would bring so much dough. It would be on a par with Hulk vs. Superman, or Jack Bauer vs. Jason Bourne when it comes to evenly matched fights.