Like any good Catholic Guy show fan, I try to see between the lines on Lino's three hours of Catholic pleasure. I don't just listen to what Lino has to say, I soak it in, I commit it to memory, and immerse myself in his words.

For months now, Lino has gone to visit a therapist called Dr. Pazzo. This therapist is anonymous, and Lino pays him under the table. Fifty bucks is the quoted price. But lately, a small idea in the back of my mind has made its way to the forefront in my brain. Call it a conspiracy theory, but I have an idea on who Dr. Pazzo is.

Dr. Greg Popcak, who along with his wife, hosts Fully Alive on Sirius.

Why do I think that Lino visits Dr. Popcak and calls him Dr. Pazzo? Well, Lino has had Dr. Popcak on the show before, so we know that they at least get along. Dr. Popcak has also given Lino advice on the air before, so we know Lino is open to taking advice from the man.

Lino's main point in describing Dr. Pazzo is that he is unlicensed. Why would he go to see an unlicensed shrink? Simple. Dr. Popcak is licensed in Ohio, but not New York.

Lino pays Dr. Pazzo $50 a week. Maybe the fee is low because the therapy is done via phone or webcam. Lino also claims that Dr. Pazzo only has a sign on his door, which could be a metaphor for Caller ID, or simple codespeak for the fact that, since it is done over the phone, Pazzo/Popcak does not have an office. The sign in this case would actually symbolize a webcam, as Lino can now actually "see" where Dr. Pazzo/Popcak is at (in this case, in front a computer).

Lino also claims he is late to see his therapist. It's no big deal to him because its only a phone call or webchat session. Actually being somewhere on time would be something you'd take a little more seriously: being 7-12 minutes late to call someone wouldn't be that big of a deal, which explains the consistency of Lino's lateness.

At worst, this is a conspiracy theory. At best, we might have just the Dr. Pazzo that Lino drives even more Pazzo.